DOAT Ep 48: Jar Jar Finds the G-Spot

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, and Ray talk about Star Wars Ep 1 & 2.

On the show we discuss Star Wars, Episode 1 the Phantom Menace, Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Qui Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Jedi Masters, Count Dooku, lightsaber, dual wielding light sabers, Rule of Two, Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, Voss Water Bottle, Norway the inspiration for Star Wars, Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Theory, The Christmas Special, life day, George Lucas, jerking us off with sandpaper, Reddit, Keira Knightly, Rose Byrne, Darth Fuck, Darth Fuckshit, Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, moisture farmer, Jar Jar, Meesa sucks, Haley Joel Osmont, I See Sith People, Michael Jackson was Jar Jar?!, Ahmed Best, Nemodians, Viceroy Gunray, Nate Gunray, Nathanial Gunray, Gungans, Shmi skywalker, Tatooine, Tatoo-weenies, Camera tricks, lens flare, POP, Gooberfish, the cunt of the planet, midichlorians, slimo means cunt, R2D2, raspberries, fart jokes, Jar Jar steps in doo-doo, balance to the force, Mace Windu, the Chosen One, Samuel L Jackson, Young Anakins shitty acting, grimaces, shot for shot Star Wars remake, Tim as Anakin, Hollywood Babble-On, Liam Neeson’s cock, C3PO, merchandising, Wookiepedia, Queen Amidala, Senator Amidala, Coruscant, Naboo, listener questions, Geonosis, Open All Powers, John Barrowman, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett, David Tennant, Christopher Lee, Hayden Christiansen, Ewan MacGregor, congress, legislature, politics, Daleks, death sticks, changeling, Springtime for Hitler, Emo Anakin, Palpatine, Supreme Chancellor, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, Yoda, librarians, Dewey is a Jedi, Watto, Podracing, lars is from Norway, So Wizard Podcast, The Watto story, Toydarian, Dex, Dex’s Diner, Kamino, Kamedions, Prime Minister, filling the gaps, Rule 34 of the Internet, Rule 35, Ratchet and Clank, Cosplayers, Porn Cosplayers, 3 stooges reference, Men in Black, the puns, Whis, Dragonball, One day you’ll be the death of me, Snoke, Obi Wan, Yoda’s defense, Fuck Marry Kill and More!

They answer the Crisis on Infinite Podcast questions this week,
Asked this week by Fans On Patrol
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DOAT Ep 39: Damien Darhk-er

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, Brandon, and Chris get drunk and talk about the Green Arrow.

We discuss eating the muffin, Oliver Queen, The Green Arrow, Arrow, The CW, Green Arrow, how did you find the show, Manu Bennett, Slade Wilson, The Force Unleashed, HBO, Vampire Diaries, my kryptonite, watching shows illegally, support the official release, price of movie tickets, movie tickets, comics, comic books, Quiver, Injustice: Gods Among Us, Bearfight, The Dark Knight Returns, Kevin Smith, Green lantern, Spectre, Etrigan, Pretty Bird, Black Canary, Archer, Archery, Dinah Lance, longbow hunters, comic collections, West Coast Batman, liberal, Star City, Starling City, Comics vs TV Differences, Hey Kyle, Marvel vs DC, Deadpool, Shazam, Black Adam, Quiver the Green Arrow Podcast, Shipping, Feliggle, Mike and Amanda, Olicity, Felicity Smoak, John Diggle, Ollie Queen, Sarah lance, laurel lance, Shado, DC 52, Paul Blackthorne, Detective lance, scoffs, The Arrow Cave, Boss logix, -This is the part where chris gets really drunk-, Katie Cassidy, Stephen Amell, Emily Bett Rickards, Alex Kingston, John Barrowman, great acting, bronze tiger, dickity do, timeout, white canary, Nyssa Al-Ghul, Nyssa, Thea Queen, Ras Al Ghul, Ra’s Al Ghul, Batman the Animated Series, The Son of the demon, Fuck Christopher Nolan, Andy Diggle, Year One, Green Arrow Year One, the Brotherhood, Deadshot, BARROWMAN, Malcolm Merlyn, Heroes of Tomorrow, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Producers, Springtime for Hitler, we talk a lot of barrowman, John Scot Barrowman, Arsenal, Roy Harper, Colton Haynes, straight or gay, everybody gets one, Gannicus, Shawn Michaels, WHO THE FUCK ARE WE, cummy little nuggets, Robert Queen, Sinn, Mia Dearden, Thea, a Hooker, Willa Holland, Connor Hawke, Constantine, batman is real life, damian darker, flash is more popular, time travel is possible, fought a gorilla, grounded in reality, and a lot more! seriously we talk a lot this episode. just listen and enjoy.

 

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