DOAT Ep 49: Porkins’ Gherkin

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, and Ray talk about Star Wars Ep 3 & 4.

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On the show we discuss Star Wars, Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith, Episode 4 A New Hope, Beer, Nostalgia, Fosters, Australia fer Beer, Hollywood Babble-On, Full of Sith, Space Battle, Droidekas, Ventilation Shafts, LEGO Star Wars, Star Wars Battlefront, Kashiek, Endor, Hoth, Jacoo, Droid-Hoes, Only a Sith deals in absolutes, Rule of 2, Don’t make excuses for George Fucking Lucas, That Jedi Show, bad dreams, Babe, dick measuring, Emo Anakin, Emo Spider-Man, Spider-Jedi, Batman V Superman, R2-KT, QT-KT, Fanboys, Christopher Walken, Palpatine Walken, annoying lizards, Younglings, Darth Vader, Mustafar, Dora the Sithsplorer, Green lightsaber, Twins, Leia Oregano, The Force Awakens, Starkiller, Starkiller Base, Rogue One, Darth Sidious, Star Wars 1977, Princess Leia, Nubian God, R2D2, C3PO, Search Party, Daniel Fleetwood, Comb the Desert, Bad Impressions, Super Power Beatdown, Batman vs Darth Vader, Force Choke, Arby’s, We Have The Meats, James Earl Jones, Hooper X, Kevin Smith, Chasing Amy, Jawas, Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, Old Ben Kenobi, Moisture Farmer, Common language, Splitting Up, Sand People, Tusken Raiders, Grand Moff Tarkin, Cantina, Jaba the Hut, Boba Fett, life day, Kashyyk, Millenium Falcon, 12 Parsecs, Han Shot First, Greedo Shot First, Alderaan, Rebel Base, The Force, let the wookie win, Tractor Beam, Silicon Valley, Yoda, South Park, Chewbacca, Han Solo, Obi Wan, Dark Side, light side, which side of the force, Stormtroopers, Death of Obi Wan, Wedge Antilles, Porkins, Jek Porkins, womprats, Change, Porkins doesn’t pull up or pull out, Senator Organa, Princess Organa, King Vespa, Spaceballs, Who the Fuck are We, Wookie Impressions, and More!
The Dork of All Trades Podcast is hosted by
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DOAT Ep 48: Jar Jar Finds the G-Spot

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, and Ray talk about Star Wars Ep 1 & 2.

On the show we discuss Star Wars, Episode 1 the Phantom Menace, Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Qui Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Jedi Masters, Count Dooku, lightsaber, dual wielding light sabers, Rule of Two, Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, Voss Water Bottle, Norway the inspiration for Star Wars, Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Theory, The Christmas Special, life day, George Lucas, jerking us off with sandpaper, Reddit, Keira Knightly, Rose Byrne, Darth Fuck, Darth Fuckshit, Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, moisture farmer, Jar Jar, Meesa sucks, Haley Joel Osmont, I See Sith People, Michael Jackson was Jar Jar?!, Ahmed Best, Nemodians, Viceroy Gunray, Nate Gunray, Nathanial Gunray, Gungans, Shmi skywalker, Tatooine, Tatoo-weenies, Camera tricks, lens flare, POP, Gooberfish, the cunt of the planet, midichlorians, slimo means cunt, R2D2, raspberries, fart jokes, Jar Jar steps in doo-doo, balance to the force, Mace Windu, the Chosen One, Samuel L Jackson, Young Anakins shitty acting, grimaces, shot for shot Star Wars remake, Tim as Anakin, Hollywood Babble-On, Liam Neeson’s cock, C3PO, merchandising, Wookiepedia, Queen Amidala, Senator Amidala, Coruscant, Naboo, listener questions, Geonosis, Open All Powers, John Barrowman, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett, David Tennant, Christopher Lee, Hayden Christiansen, Ewan MacGregor, congress, legislature, politics, Daleks, death sticks, changeling, Springtime for Hitler, Emo Anakin, Palpatine, Supreme Chancellor, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, Yoda, librarians, Dewey is a Jedi, Watto, Podracing, lars is from Norway, So Wizard Podcast, The Watto story, Toydarian, Dex, Dex’s Diner, Kamino, Kamedions, Prime Minister, filling the gaps, Rule 34 of the Internet, Rule 35, Ratchet and Clank, Cosplayers, Porn Cosplayers, 3 stooges reference, Men in Black, the puns, Whis, Dragonball, One day you’ll be the death of me, Snoke, Obi Wan, Yoda’s defense, Fuck Marry Kill and More!

They answer the Crisis on Infinite Podcast questions this week,
Asked this week by Fans On Patrol
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The Dork of All Trades Podcast is hosted by
John Langan & Tim Berger
Website: http://dorkofalltrades.net
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& @dbzsnaps
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