DOAT Ep 62: A Boy & His Mop

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim and John discuss Comic Books.

They talk about New Song, Comics, Comic Books, Trade Paperbacks, Trades, Single Issues, Comic Book Issues, Stan Lee, Fantastic Four, The Thing, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Jhonen Vasquez, Jack Kirby, Amazing Spider-Man, Spidey, Spider-Man, Vulture, Green Goblin, Sunday Paper, Jizz Mopping, Slave Labor Comics, Squee!, I feel Sick, Writing Comics, Jesus Hamster, Demon Weasel, High school art, Art Mural, Murals, Self Portrait, Jay and Silent Bob’s Secret Stash, Comic Book Stores, Comic Book Men, The Dark Knight Returns, The Widening Gyre, Walt Flanagan, Frank Miller, Deadpool, Brian Posehn, Gerry Duggan, Quiver, Green Arrow, Kevin Smith, Green Arrow Vol 3, Green Arrow Where Angels Fear to Tread, Death of Green Arrow, Spreadsheets, Increasing Value, long box, long boxes, Small boxes, Bundles, High Ticket Items, Collecting, Back Issues, Collectors, First Printing, First Issues, Namor, Marvel DC, Namor 2002, Comic Cons, Comic Book, Batman The Cult, X-Men, Phoenix, Phoenix Force, Apocalypse, New Mutants, Secret Wars, Crisis on Infinite Earths, Nerd Poker, Brian Posehn and Friends, Detective Comics, Batman, Scott Snyder, Batman Zero Year, Batman Year One, The New 52, New 52, All New All Different, Riddler, Red Hood, Joker, Bruce Wayne, Alfred, Ace Chemicals, James Gordon, Batman Inc, Damian Wayne, Grant Morrison, Death of Damian Wayne, Batman Incorporated, Carrie Kelly, Brave New Worlds, Back Issue, Ontario Street Comics, Death of Deadpool, Best Find, CORRECTION: THE GREEN LANTERN BECOMES THE SPECTRE, Catching up, St. Baldricks, Childhood Cancer, Fuck Cancer, Jeff Mitchell, Benjamin Franklin Mitchell, Guardians of the Galaxy, Guardians Books, Starlord, Gamora, Rocket Raccoon, Groot, Talking Nerdy, Alex Gross, Fuck Childhood Cancer, Back to Comics, The Long Halloween, Jeph Loeb, Tim Sale, Calendar Man, Spoilers, Two-Face, Crisis on Infinite Podcasts, Comic Book Movies, Deadpool, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Batman, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, Captain America, Suicide Squad, DC TV, Arrow, The Flash, legends of Tomorrow, Agents of Shield, Agent Carter, Gotham, Netflix, Daredevil, CW’s Arrow Books, Barry Allen, Oliver Queen, Flash,Wrestling isn’t Wrestling, Max landis, Superior Spider-Man, Ultimate Spider-Man, Flashpoint, Young Justice, Justice league, Age of Ultron, Black Widow, Deadpool and More!

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@JhonenV, the mind behind Zim and JTHM

Written By: Johnny (not the Homicidal Maniac)


Earlier this year, Invader Zim creator Jhonen Vasquez announced there will be a revisit to the universe in the form of a comic via Oni Press comic book publishers. this news comes as great delight to my inner child, who embraced the series since its debut in 2001. I remember eagerly anticipating the premiere episode at age 10/11.

The silliness of the characters in the Zim universe was stupendous. Each character had their flaw, which created great rivalry between Zim and Dib, without anything ever coming to a head. One of my favorite characters was GIR, who was an absolute gem. GIR was full of obscure references and zaniness that made me laugh uncontrollably at points. One of my favorite episodes is titled Bolognius Maximus, where in Dib and Zim were infected with a disease that slowly turned them into sausages.


tumblr_lp8btrBs6A1qdsxvdo1_500Although Zim was my first experience with Mr. Vasquez’s work, I quickly made the jump into his first comic book, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. This was also the first comic I’ve ever read, and the first thing I noticed about the book was the character design was very similar to Invader Zim, but the humor was very dark and grotesque, which was perfect for little me. Early into my teenage years I felt that everyone was an idiot. In Zim and JTHM, most tertiary characters are bumbling idiots. Very rarely did you see tertiary characters that are capable of comprehension in these works and I paralleled that sentiment in my own life. Some of the kids in Zim’s class could only drool, but Zim was kind of a fool too. In Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, characters were self driven idiots in a chaotic way, this is probably likely because we see them from the main character’s perspective, who in most cases is the smartest character in the chapter.

The Main story follows Johnny, a young man who is struggling to maintain his grip on reality, all the while brutally murdering people who, according to him, deserve to die.  Each book is broken down into short stories that are either main storylines, stories parallel to the main story that do not progress the plot, and random stand alone stories that have nothing to do with Johnny. regardless of the plot, I found each story to be horrifically violent, hilarious, poetic or some combination of three.


Johnny’s driving force for murder is that deep within the annals of the house he lives in, there is a wall separating our world with something… something evil. The only way Johnny can keep the Thing from breaking through the wall is to constantly keep a fresh coat of blood on the wall, or it begins to crack. Johnny kills anyone he perceives to be evil, for the most part. That ranges from pedophiles to someone who kicked his chair in the movie theater on purpose. the latter showing his distorted view of right and wrong, but it is written in a way that is entertaining.


4165240631_fed24cd146_zOn his mission, he finds that no matter how hard he tries, he is never caught and cannot be killed. Each issue ends with a story titled Johnny The Suicidal Maniac, wherein he becomes fed up with the way his life is going and tries to off himself. Never to succeed.

931457687_0a94000131_zI read JTHM during and after puberty. I happily attribute them to why I was so weird in High School. growing up I always thought that Johnny’s story could be very cinematic, I would love to see a live action, or possibly a animated version of it in the future, I will end this entry with my favorite poem written by the character Johnny in the comics, in the hopes that it will encourage others to check out Mr. Vasquez’s work:

“Sometimes…you can cry until there’s nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray, all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And, still it makes no difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent…it would not be because it cared.”