DOAT Ep 48: Jar Jar Finds the G-Spot

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, and Ray talk about Star Wars Ep 1 & 2.

On the show we discuss Star Wars, Episode 1 the Phantom Menace, Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Qui Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Jedi Masters, Count Dooku, lightsaber, dual wielding light sabers, Rule of Two, Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, Voss Water Bottle, Norway the inspiration for Star Wars, Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Theory, The Christmas Special, life day, George Lucas, jerking us off with sandpaper, Reddit, Keira Knightly, Rose Byrne, Darth Fuck, Darth Fuckshit, Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, moisture farmer, Jar Jar, Meesa sucks, Haley Joel Osmont, I See Sith People, Michael Jackson was Jar Jar?!, Ahmed Best, Nemodians, Viceroy Gunray, Nate Gunray, Nathanial Gunray, Gungans, Shmi skywalker, Tatooine, Tatoo-weenies, Camera tricks, lens flare, POP, Gooberfish, the cunt of the planet, midichlorians, slimo means cunt, R2D2, raspberries, fart jokes, Jar Jar steps in doo-doo, balance to the force, Mace Windu, the Chosen One, Samuel L Jackson, Young Anakins shitty acting, grimaces, shot for shot Star Wars remake, Tim as Anakin, Hollywood Babble-On, Liam Neeson’s cock, C3PO, merchandising, Wookiepedia, Queen Amidala, Senator Amidala, Coruscant, Naboo, listener questions, Geonosis, Open All Powers, John Barrowman, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett, David Tennant, Christopher Lee, Hayden Christiansen, Ewan MacGregor, congress, legislature, politics, Daleks, death sticks, changeling, Springtime for Hitler, Emo Anakin, Palpatine, Supreme Chancellor, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, Yoda, librarians, Dewey is a Jedi, Watto, Podracing, lars is from Norway, So Wizard Podcast, The Watto story, Toydarian, Dex, Dex’s Diner, Kamino, Kamedions, Prime Minister, filling the gaps, Rule 34 of the Internet, Rule 35, Ratchet and Clank, Cosplayers, Porn Cosplayers, 3 stooges reference, Men in Black, the puns, Whis, Dragonball, One day you’ll be the death of me, Snoke, Obi Wan, Yoda’s defense, Fuck Marry Kill and More!

They answer the Crisis on Infinite Podcast questions this week,
Asked this week by Fans On Patrol
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