DOAT Ep 48: Jar Jar Finds the G-Spot

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John, and Ray talk about Star Wars Ep 1 & 2.

On the show we discuss Star Wars, Episode 1 the Phantom Menace, Episode 2 Attack of the Clones, Qui Gon Jinn, Darth Maul, Jedi Masters, Count Dooku, lightsaber, dual wielding light sabers, Rule of Two, Darth Sidious, Darth Tyranus, Voss Water Bottle, Norway the inspiration for Star Wars, Chewbacca, Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks Theory, The Christmas Special, life day, George Lucas, jerking us off with sandpaper, Reddit, Keira Knightly, Rose Byrne, Darth Fuck, Darth Fuckshit, Uncle Owen, Aunt Beru, moisture farmer, Jar Jar, Meesa sucks, Haley Joel Osmont, I See Sith People, Michael Jackson was Jar Jar?!, Ahmed Best, Nemodians, Viceroy Gunray, Nate Gunray, Nathanial Gunray, Gungans, Shmi skywalker, Tatooine, Tatoo-weenies, Camera tricks, lens flare, POP, Gooberfish, the cunt of the planet, midichlorians, slimo means cunt, R2D2, raspberries, fart jokes, Jar Jar steps in doo-doo, balance to the force, Mace Windu, the Chosen One, Samuel L Jackson, Young Anakins shitty acting, grimaces, shot for shot Star Wars remake, Tim as Anakin, Hollywood Babble-On, Liam Neeson’s cock, C3PO, merchandising, Wookiepedia, Queen Amidala, Senator Amidala, Coruscant, Naboo, listener questions, Geonosis, Open All Powers, John Barrowman, Obi Wan Kenobi, Jango Fett, David Tennant, Christopher Lee, Hayden Christiansen, Ewan MacGregor, congress, legislature, politics, Daleks, death sticks, changeling, Springtime for Hitler, Emo Anakin, Palpatine, Supreme Chancellor, Supreme Chancellor of the Republic, Yoda, librarians, Dewey is a Jedi, Watto, Podracing, lars is from Norway, So Wizard Podcast, The Watto story, Toydarian, Dex, Dex’s Diner, Kamino, Kamedions, Prime Minister, filling the gaps, Rule 34 of the Internet, Rule 35, Ratchet and Clank, Cosplayers, Porn Cosplayers, 3 stooges reference, Men in Black, the puns, Whis, Dragonball, One day you’ll be the death of me, Snoke, Obi Wan, Yoda’s defense, Fuck Marry Kill and More!

They answer the Crisis on Infinite Podcast questions this week,
Asked this week by Fans On Patrol
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The Dork of All Trades Podcast is hosted by
John Langan & Tim Berger
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DOAT Ep 36: Thank You For Being A Friend

This week on the Dork of All Trades Podcast, Tim, John and Tom Talk about, well Everything!

They discuss: Toonami, Death of Tom, Tom 1, Tom 2, Red Ooze, Tom Things, anime, computers, Tom is Dead, Power Rangers, X-Men Apocalypse, Jubilee is asian, Gambit, Channing Tatum, Taylor Kitsch, liev Schreiber, Wolverine Origins, Deadpool, Deadpool Trailer, Deadpool’s mask, Spidey Mask expressions, practical effects, special effects, Golden Girls, who the fuck are we, Blanche Deveraux, Dorothy Sophia, Rose, Deathpool, Celebrity Death Pools, Bruce Jenner is Dead, Muhammed Ali, Abe Vigoda, George RR Martin, George HW Bush, Nancy Reagan, Maggie Smith, Kirk Douglas, Angela Lansbury, Don Rickles, Christopher Lee, Jimmy Carter, Keith Richards, Carol Channing, Chuck Berry, Ozzy Osbourne, Leonard Nimoy, Stephen Tyler, Cloris Leechman, Christopher Plummer, Rupert Grint, Eddie lard, Carol Burnett, Stephen Hawking, Mickey Rooney, Sean Connery, Roger Waters, Pope Benedict XVI, Carl Reiner, Bob Barker, Mel Brooks is a Genius, Spaceballs, Jews in Space, Inside the Actors Studio, Gene Wilder, Bill Cosby, Quaaludes, the Hardest you ever laughed, dick and fart jokes, poop Jill, drinking in the woods, its poop, Blow up dolls, christmas, put it in the doll, lost episodes, Scariest moment of your life, Don’t Drink and Drift, Byberry Mansion, Crack Shack, Drughouse, guns, loaded gun,  cleaning guns, cocked guns, don’t play with guns, and more!

No Crisis on Infinite Podcast question this week, but please still support all other Crisis on Infinite Podcasts The Back Issue Pod, So Wizard, Open All Powers, The Convo Comics Podcast, Fans on Patrol, and Cult-45 Podcast.

The Dork of All Trades Podcast is hosted by

John Langan & Tim Berger

Website:    http://dorkofalltrades.net

Twitter:       @dorkofalltrades

Instagrams: @dorkofalltrades

&    @dbzsnaps

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